Todd Terwilliger

There are few people in this world who do not know, in the very marrow of their bones, the power of shamwow and do not tremble beneath its absorptive might. It’s a shammy, it’s a towel, it’s a sponge. It is madness.

Do not taunt the shamwow.

Yet, even from this Cthulhian fabric, from which even our souls (or spilled soda) cannot escape, comes something good: video parodies. Here, perhaps, is the best (or atleast my favorite for the moment):

I think the Jersey accent makes it. But it could be the reference to ball sweat. Ah, ball sweat.

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