Ancient Cultist Secret, Huh?
The last few days, my TV screen has been inundated by ads for Snuggies. The disturbing commercials, proclaiming the “blanket with sleeves”, show various artificially happy people pretending to lounge around the house in their snuggie robes. It is, plainly and nothing more, an open window into a cult family wiling away the hours before drinking some cyanide kool-aid and joining their dark god plotting madness behind the stars.
Mother Recommended, Yog-Sothoth Approved!
For only $19.95 you too can know the warm of eldritch flames no human was meant to feel, flames of a tentacled bygone god’s madness burning deep in the formless abyss. Read a book, enjoy a snack, and mouth the charms that will serenade your new master’s return to the world of flesh! But wait, there’s more!
What do you think?