Can Congress Sex Us Up?
Larry Flynt is nothing if not good for some interesting press. Yesterday, he and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis requested a $5 billion bailout from Congress. If approved, it would be the most expensive lap-dance in history.
I’ve only seen some snippets of Flynt’s statement accompanying the request but even those tidbits contain some choice quotes. My favorites are this one:
Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex…
And:
…It’s time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America.
Ah, Larry what would we do without you? And be we, I mean Woody Harrelson, and by do, I mean a sequel to The People vs. Larry Flynt.
And on the subject of a bailout, since everyone is throwing their hat into the ring, I’d like one too. And to speed up the process, just make it out to “cash”.

What do you think?