I often see images from thisiswhyyourfat.com get reblogged onto one or several of the tumblr blogs I follow. Usually, my first response to one of these photos is to suppress the urge to vomit. Today was different. Today, the photo presented something that looked halfway tasty, edible at the minimum. God help me but it did. It was a deep-fried grilled cheese sandwich.
Read the full post >>The last few days, my TV screen has been inundated by ads for Snuggies. The disturbing commercials, proclaiming the “blanket with sleeves”, show various artificially happy people pretending to lounge around the house in their snuggie robes. It is, plainly and nothing more, an open window into a cult family wiling away the hours before drinking some cyanide kool-aid and joining their dark god plotting madness behind the stars.
Read the full post >>There are few people in this world who do not know, in the very marrow of their bones, the power of shamwow and do not tremble beneath its absorptive might. It’s a shammy, it’s a towel, it’s a sponge. It is madness.
Do not taunt the shamwow.
Yet, even from this Cthulhian fabric, from which even [...]
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